IS THERE A SHIPPING NAME FOR THIS
I AM SILVER’S SON SO I AM A LITTLE HOT,RIGHT?
Little Silver: no
Running on the tundra, clutching a mighty sword, cometh Jay! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:
“I’m going to contort you into a new dimension of pain!!”
Lo! Who is that, striding over the steppes! It is Janeen, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a bloodthirsty roar, her voice cometh:
“I’m going to bruise you like it’s my job!”
Who is that, striding over the cliffs! It is Ellis, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a booming cry, their voice cometh:
“I’m going to smash you until you are no longer smashable!!”
Stalking amidst the hotel lobby, brandishing a thorned whip, cometh Sev! And she gives a cruel cry:
“Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I desecrate until my glands are satisfied!!!”
They never see Tali coming in the undergrowth, ‘til she leap from the forests of her making and lift her bow true, screaming like the northern wind:
Lo! Who is that, striding across the icy wasteland! It isCheese, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She grunts mightily:
“I’m going to fuck you with such zeal, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!!”
Zang! Who is that, rampaging over the candy store! It isKasespaetzle, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a vengeful bellow, her voice cometh:
“Ares, God of War, be praised! Man, that’s some good coffee!”
what is going on
Lo! Who is that, striding over the plains! It is Skelletang, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! She screams homicidally:
“For the love of beatings, I tear into the enemy until my loins find satisfaction!!”
Running on the tundra, swinging a burning branch, comethNicolasFlame! And she gives a cruel howl:
“I’m going to fuck you until time and space have no meaning!”
“For the love of beatings, I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!!”
I’MA KICK YOU IN THE PANTS!!!
Running amidst the plains, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Pory! And she gives a booming bellow:
“You in some shit now, muhfuh! I hereby snap and go berzerk!!”
Hark! Who is that, skulking along the desert! It is Jasper, hands clutching a burning branch! He roars homicidally:
"I’m seriously going to smash you backwards in time, and roll you in creamy neugut!!"
OH WOW DO WANT
I… guess it dosn’t count as haunting, though…
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